My 100 Worst Movies of the 90's - 27 - Exit to Eden (1994)

Exit to Eden (1994; Savoy Pictures)

Rosie O’Donnel in dominatrix gear.  Alright, so now that you’ve taken a shower, cried, set your computer on fire, downed some anti-depressants, cried some more, shouted “I am unclean!”, went to Confessional, gotten addicted to meth, gotten clean from meth, returned home to your broken family with distrust but second chances in the air and finally got a new computer, I can continue.  Exit to Eden.  This one is... special.  I don’t really know what can be said about this film besides, (Deep breath) Rosie O’Donnell and Dan Aykroyd are cops pursuing jewel theives who are chasing a photographer with incriminating evidence who is vacationing on a private resort for people into S&M (Whew!).

Okay.  So yeah, this dude accidentally takes a picture of these thieves, the thief finds out, they follow the photographer to the island, the cops follow the bad guy.  Okay.  So when the cops get to the island, do they arrest the thieves?  NO!  We get scene after scene of things you can’t un-see!  Countless sex gags shelled out by people old enough to be your parents and you just want it to stop!  It never stops!  I never goes away!

I’m not kidding.  This movie is meant to be some sort of strange comedy, but it is one of the most horrifying films I’ve ever seen.  If you ever wanted to see Rosie in a sexy maid costume, get help, then see this movie.  If your answer was no, READ ON!  FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AVOID THIS MOVIE!!! STAY FAR, FAR AWAY!!!!!