|Exit to Eden (1994; Savoy Pictures)|
Okay. So yeah, this dude accidentally takes a picture of these thieves, the thief finds out, they follow the photographer to the island, the cops follow the bad guy. Okay. So when the cops get to the island, do they arrest the thieves? NO! We get scene after scene of things you can’t un-see! Countless sex gags shelled out by people old enough to be your parents and you just want it to stop! It never stops! I never goes away!
I’m not kidding. This movie is meant to be some sort of strange comedy, but it is one of the most horrifying films I’ve ever seen. If you ever wanted to see Rosie in a sexy maid costume, get help, then see this movie. If your answer was no, READ ON! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AVOID THIS MOVIE!!! STAY FAR, FAR AWAY!!!!!